Before and after military photo restoration

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I’m a bull, your a bear, let’s go comb our hair.

Ran out of bugs to torture? make your own!

Except for the janitor. . . don’t ask.

When you can’t mount anything else.

Now, more compact then ever!

Think of her as your mother, in that Oedipus sort of way.

Rainbow batman? really? hey, that’s not red, it’s sort of pink. Is batman gay?

What she needs is a big strong man to help her open the catsup bottle.

Dormeyer knows, “Wives are like children”

omg, is she about to go down on that lipstick?

I told the president about your professionally done shirt, he said to “come right in!”

Love’s baby soft, because pedophilia in in advertising can be creepier than you think.

How dare she try a different, new coffee brand, what the hell was she thinking? she deserves to get spanked.. no court in the world would convict him… omg
 

That unstable Mable, she needs a tranquilizer or a slap, or a stiff drink, perhaps a stay in an insaneatarium?

I know when I was a boy I had plenty of erect.. oh, erectOR, ummm, yeah.

Girls in the 60s knew how to enjoy the benefits of a cordless cheek massager

Hoover knows exactly what every young girl wants.

why would you even let your wife drive the car?

Growing old is totally her fault. totally!

simple driving for simple women

I just knew they were good for something!

Oh, those plucky little japs…

All babies should start drinking cola when they are born, it helps them to grow strong and limber and toothless. . .  “The Soda Pop Board of America?” -Really?

The new fun game for the whole fun family!

I think people get arrested for playing that game now days. 
 

Nothing says professional like the new oral sex phone by Bell-South

You seriously have to wonder about the people who wonder about the sex life of Hitler….

Is that Bill Clinton creeping behind her?  He seems to have a fixation with cigars.

Most people are unaware that Jeffrey Dahmer posed for a few advertising jobs when he was a child.
  

You’ve come a long way baby!

I dream of the day when there are no plastic keyboards, no wires laying all over, no having to watch little screens and, and this is the most important, I dream of a day when everything is all built into one device.  no need for a tv, camera, phone, computer, keys, remote control, garage door opener, credit cards, cash, ID, etc. one day it will all be in one device (hopefully waterproof, lol) and our lives will be easier (and possibly a little scarier : )

You know I am a technology nut.  I would go nuts over this phone.  It is a concept phone from Mozilla called Seabird.  I am still just repeating "wow" even while I am typing. lol

Read the full story on Mozilla’s website

If you have a pair of 3D glasses   laying around why not watch the video in true 3d below:

 

The hottest concept mobile phone right now doesn’t come from Apple, Google, Motorola or HTC. It was developed by a designer in his spare time as part of a Mozilla Labs project.

Seabird is designer Billy May‘s vision for a phone that aims to address some of the frustrations people have when interacting with small devices.  "While mobile CPUs, connectivity and development platforms begin approaching that of desktops, the lagging ability to efficiently input information has grown ever more pronounced," he wrote in a blog post describing the phone.The post includes videos–one in 3D–with a rendering of the concept phone.

Seabird has two pico projectors. When placed in a dock it uses one of them to project the screen on a nearby wall for easier viewing and the other to project a full-size, virtual keyboard on the table where it sits. A user can then type on the virtual keyboard instead of a tiny on-screen or physical keyboard on the phone.

A small Bluetooth dongle fits into a slot on the back of the phone. It can be popped out and used as an earpiece. Or, users can wave the dongle in space to move a cursor on the phone screen, clicking the dongle to select an item on the screen. May says it lets users "pan and zoom in 3D space."

The dual pico projectors, located on the sides of the phone, could also be used without the dock to project half a keyboard each — one on each side of the phone. "The Seabird, on just a flat surface, enables netbook-quality interaction by working with the projector’s angular distortion to deliver interface, rather than content," May wrote.

Seabird features other standard smartphone components like an 8-megapixel camera, a 3.5-millimeter headphone jack and a mini-USB port. May envisions that it can be charged wirelessly.

The concept phone is built on Android and has an unusual shape. With a flat face and no physical buttons, it tapers to just a sliver at the bottom, with a bulge protruding from the top at the back. That bulge elevates the projector lenses enough to project an image onto the surface that the phone sits on.

Here is an example of a graphic edit Custom Genius was asked to perform.

My client had one photo of the front of a home, she was unable to aquire another photo because she was in a different country.  She asked me if I could remove the SUV from the driveway, eliminate the address plaque and “touch it up” while still maintaining the original integrity and true life honesty of the photo”

I erased, cloned, lightened, painted, pasted, copied, adjusted tone and hue and manipulated the photo into what she needed to present to her client.

Below is a video and under that are some photo examples showing how it all turned out.

As you can see, along with tweaking the lighting and shadows and such, I also added flowers and greened up the shrubbery, darkened the asphalt and brightened the blue in the sky.

Please eave a comment and let me know what you think!  Thanks.

also take a look at http://www.customgenius.com/think/15-examples-of-colorful-logo-design/