{"id":970,"date":"2011-02-05T22:03:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T22:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/insensative-advertising-fashion-wives-wow\/"},"modified":"2011-02-05T22:10:29","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T22:10:29","slug":"insensative-advertising-fashion-wives-wow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/insensative-advertising-fashion-wives-wow\/","title":{"rendered":"Insensative advertising, fashion, wives, wow!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They look so mad, like mad little men, with cute little suits and little platforms\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 but they look so serious! (and cute) -Things happen when you wear Eleganza!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/funnyadvertisementsvintageretrooldcommercialscustomgenius.com222.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"funny-advertisements-vintage-retro-old-commercials-customgenius.com (222)\" border=\"0\" alt=\"funny-advertisements-vintage-retro-old-commercials-customgenius.com (222)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/funnyadvertisementsvintageretrooldcommercialscustomgenius.com222_thumb.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"471\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Rainbow batman? really? hey, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not red, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sort of pink. Is batman gay?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/funnyadvertisementsvintageretrooldcommercialscustomgenius.com228.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"funny-advertisements-vintage-retro-old-commercials-customgenius.com (228)\" border=\"0\" alt=\"funny-advertisements-vintage-retro-old-commercials-customgenius.com (228)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/funnyadvertisementsvintageretrooldcommercialscustomgenius.com228_thumb.jpg\" width=\"443\" height=\"618\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/funnyadvertisementsvintageretrooldcommercialscustomgenius.com229.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"funny-advertisements-vintage-retro-old-commercials-customgenius.com (229)\" border=\"0\" alt=\"funny-advertisements-vintage-retro-old-commercials-customgenius.com (229)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/funnyadvertisementsvintageretrooldcommercialscustomgenius.com229_thumb.jpg\" width=\"246\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>What she needs is a big strong man to help her open the catsup bottle.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/funnyadvertisementsvintageretrooldcommercialscustomgenius.com2301.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; 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<\/p>\n<p>That unstable Mable, she needs a tranquilizer or a slap, or a stiff drink, perhaps a stay in an insaneatarium?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/funnyadvertisementsvintageretrooldcommercialscustomgenius.com227.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"funny-advertisements-vintage-retro-old-commercials-customgenius.com (227)\" border=\"0\" alt=\"funny-advertisements-vintage-retro-old-commercials-customgenius.com (227)\" src=\"https:\/\/www.customgenius.com\/think\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/funnyadvertisementsvintageretrooldcommercialscustomgenius.com227_thumb.jpg\" width=\"509\" height=\"680\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They look so mad, like mad little men, with cute little suits and little platforms\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 but they look so serious! (and cute) -Things happen when you wear Eleganza! Rainbow batman? really? hey, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not red, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sort of pink. Is batman gay? 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