They look so mad, like mad little men, with cute little suits and little platforms… but they look so serious! (and cute) -Things happen when you wear Eleganza!
Rainbow batman? really? hey, that’s not red, it’s sort of pink. Is batman gay?
What she needs is a big strong man to help her open the catsup bottle.
Dormeyer knows, “Wives are like childrenâ€
omg, is she about to go down on that lipstick?
I told the president about your professionally done shirt, he said to “come right in!â€
Love’s baby soft, because pedophilia in in advertising can be creepier than you think.
How dare she try a different, new coffee brand, what the hell was she thinking? she deserves to get spanked.. no court in the world would convict him… omg 
That unstable Mable, she needs a tranquilizer or a slap, or a stiff drink, perhaps a stay in an insaneatarium?
